As long as I don’t have anything original to write, why not have an Engrish post again?

Let’s start with some Burmese signage: I’m not sure whether I’d rather be in the “usual” or the unusual category. If I had a choice that is.

FOC gentle foreigners.

I literally have no idea what this is, although not unexcpectedly the sign is quite famous

In Sri Lanka: add your add, we write it write.

Just beuatiful.

I’m sure these Korean students at Vientiane airport want to say something like “I ❤ Laos”, but it comes across more like a dating trip.

If you ever need to demonstrate the significance of commas …

I assume “paridise” is a lovely birthplace? Good that someone took it upon themselves to correct the spelling though.

One mighty slack cruiser you have there.

Back to our beloved Chinese made products:

Almost an apt description.

Today’s output of the Random Soccer Player Name Generator.

I never knew what bar respect is. TIL.

Hah! Your Blade of Darkness and Cloak of Hiding are no match for my Blocks of Registering!

You mean my baby should become a racist, right?

I didn’t know they still made ersurenstlater vests in the US.

When you’re 3+ you should get what’s circling what here.

Espousing the way of lift.

What a coincidence to find this ulntra-nare liminted Iron Man on Vientiane’s night market!

Greetings from the maddyslexic hatter!

You’re mating with what?

For sucking off all kinds of muftis.

This is one of the rare cases where the knockoff is more technically correct than the original!

Also, not to be used for the other use!

Someobody please explain to me why they don’t simply copy the signs instead of going to such lengths to come up with silly though occasionally perfectly spelled ones of their own.

Notionol usually makes softie brokers, but they also dabble in the electrical installation business.

Everybody has heard of XX, right? It’s what literally all the women have these days.

Where the chicory comes home to rost.

Edible selfie sticks! (for small values of edible)

Be careful, while the fat burn you might accidentially your g-spot!

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?